i am loco

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I’m so nuts I could chew through a brick wall and laugh about it.
I Am Loco. My dog just stole my sandwich and I let him.
I Am Loco. I tried to talk to my plants and they ignored me.
I Am Loco. I wore my pajamas to work and no one said anything.
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I’m so messed up I could fight a dragon with a toothpick and win.
I Am Loco. I texted my ex at 2 AM and then cried.
I Am Loco. I tried to cook dinner and set the kitchen on fire.
I Am Loco. I dressed up as a chicken for a Zoom meeting.
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I’m so wild I could make a tornado just by sneezing.
I Am Loco. I threw my phone out the window because it wouldn’t charge.
I Am Loco. I yelled at my printer like it was my enemy.
I Am Loco. I tried to dance to a song no one else could hear.
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