i am heavy weapons guy
The Heavy walks up to the camera and plops the Minigun on a box and sits in a chair. He says, 'I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon.' He grabs the Minigun like it's a lover and sighs, 'She’s fat, she’s expensive, and she’s got a temper.'
DM: 'I’m Heavy Weapons Guy. My Minigun’s got a bigger ego than me.'
Tweet: 'I paid $400k for 12 seconds of glory. That’s what I call a win.'
In-game chat: 'I don’t like people. I like bullets. And I like my Minigun.'