i am heavy weapons guy

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The Heavy walks up to the camera and plops the Minigun on a box and sits in a chair. He says, 'I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon.' He grabs the Minigun like it's a lover and sighs, 'She’s fat, she’s expensive, and she’s got a temper.'

DM: 'I’m Heavy Weapons Guy. My Minigun’s got a bigger ego than me.'

Tweet: 'I paid $400k for 12 seconds of glory. That’s what I call a win.'

In-game chat: 'I don’t like people. I like bullets. And I like my Minigun.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

He says, 'I’m Heavy Weapons Guy, and this Minigun is my wife.' He holds up a cartridge like it’s a business card. 'She costs $200 per bullet and she’s got a 10,000-round-per-minute temper.'

In-game message: 'I’m not angry. I’m just sad that you touched my gun.'

Tweet: 'I spend $400k just to feel alive for 12 seconds.'

DM: 'I don’t need enemies. I bring the Minigun to the party.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

He says, 'I’m Heavy Weapons Guy, and this Minigun is my best friend.' He checks the barrel and yells, 'Who touched Sascha?! I’ll kill you all!'

Voice chat: 'I don’t outsmart people. I outshoot them.'

Tweet: 'You think you can outsmart me? I’ve got a 10,000-round-per-minute temper.'

In-game chat: 'I bring the Minigun. You bring your life.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago