I am. HandsUp. - A dumbass criminal's way of saying 'I'm not going down witho

A dumbass criminal's way of saying 'I'm not going down without a fight, even if I don't know how to fight.'

"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who just got pulled over and thought he could talk his way out of a traffic ticket.

"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a kid who tried to rob a pizza place and forgot to bring a weapon.

"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who just got arrested and still had a piece of pizza in his hand.