I am. HandsUp.

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A cocky, loud declaration from a criminal who thinks they're the main character. It means 'I'm not scared, and I'm about to make you regret your life choices.'
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a kid who just robbed a convenience store and was still wearing his pajamas.
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who tried to steal a cop's badge and got caught mid-sprint.
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a kid who thought he was in a movie, but the cop just laughed and gave him a ticket instead.
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A dumbass criminal's way of saying 'I'm not going down without a fight, even if I don't know how to fight.'
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who just got pulled over and thought he could talk his way out of a traffic ticket.
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a kid who tried to rob a pizza place and forgot to bring a weapon.
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who just got arrested and still had a piece of pizza in his hand.
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A criminal's way of saying 'I know what I'm doing, and I don't care if you're about to slap cuffs on me.'
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who just walked into a bank and forgot to bring a mask.
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a kid who thought he was in a movie and forgot to run away.
"I am. HandsUp.", Said by a guy who just got caught stealing a cop's coffee and still had a donut in his hand.
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