I am [Elvis] - I am Elvis is when you’re a washed-up singer who died on the

I am Elvis is when you’re a washed-up singer who died on the toilet and now you’re just a ghost who sings bad songs in a bad voice.

I sang ‘Blue Suede Shoes’ and the toilet got tired of me.

I tried to do a karaoke night and the shitter left me in the dust.

I was so bad I scared my own ghost away.