I am [Elvis]

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I am Elvis means you’re so messed up you’re pooping and puking at the same time like a failed food experiment. You’re basically a human garbage can with a bad attitude.

I tried to eat a whole pizza and now I’m I am Elvis on the toilet.

My kid did this to me after I gave him a candy bar and a soda.

I’m not dead, I’m just I am Elvis.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I am Elvis is when you’re so fat you sweat like a sauna and you don’t even know why. You’re like a walking wet towel with a bad hair day.

I walked into a room and the air got thicker. I am Elvis.

My dog looked at me like I was a mystery meat. I am Elvis.

I tried to wear pants and they exploded. I am Elvis.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

I am Elvis is when you’re a washed-up singer who died on the toilet and now you’re just a ghost who sings bad songs in a bad voice.

I sang ‘Blue Suede Shoes’ and the toilet got tired of me.

I tried to do a karaoke night and the shitter left me in the dust.

I was so bad I scared my own ghost away.

by Slangipedia 11d ago