My neighbor said 'I am a spoon' after I asked why he never left his house. He's like a spoon in a broken microwave.

My friend said 'I am a spoon' after I called him a paper clip. He's a spoon. I'm a paper clip. That's the deal.

My brother said 'I am a spoon' after I told him he was a mop. He's a spoon. I'm a mop. That's a real argument.