I am a spoon

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When you're so desperate for a comeback you're willing to admit you're just a rusty spoon stuck in a drawer of trash.

Bro, I tried to insult you and all I got was a 'I am a spoon' and a eye roll. You're like a spoon in a prison.

My cousin said 'I am a spoon' after I called him a doorknob. He's a spoon. I'm a doorknob. That's a real family.

My friend said 'I am a spoon' after I told him his hair looked like a rug. He's a spoon. I'm a rug. That's the truth.

When you're so basic you're just a spoon in a kitchen that's been abandoned by gods.

My neighbor said 'I am a spoon' after I asked why he never left his house. He's like a spoon in a broken microwave.

My friend said 'I am a spoon' after I called him a paper clip. He's a spoon. I'm a paper clip. That's the deal.

My brother said 'I am a spoon' after I told him he was a mop. He's a spoon. I'm a mop. That's a real argument.

When you're so weak you're just a spoon that got tossed in a drawer by a toddler.

My cousin said 'I am a spoon' after I called him a pizza. He's a spoon. I'm a pizza. That's the only thing that makes sense.

My dad said 'I am a spoon' after I told him he looked like a toaster. He's a spoon. I'm a toaster. That's a real life.