I am a heterosexual - Something you say when you’re too tired to think and too laz

Something you say when you’re too tired to think and too lazy to care.

I am a heterosexual. I said it at 2 a. m. I didn’t even know what I was saying.

I am a heterosexual. I said it to my best friend. He didn’t believe me. I didn’t believe myself.

I am a heterosexual. I said it after a long day. I didn’t even remember I was lying.