I am a heterosexual - A statement that only makes sense if you’re lying to yoursel

A statement that only makes sense if you’re lying to yourself and everyone else.

I am a heterosexual. I’m not. I’m just pretending I’m not. I’m not even sure who I am anymore.

I am a heterosexual. I said it in front of my whole family. They didn’t believe me. I didn’t believe me.

I am a heterosexual. That’s what I told my therapist. She didn’t charge me for that one.