I AM A CELEBRITY EMPLOYEE - You act like you’re in a movie, but you’re just a delivery p

You act like you’re in a movie, but you’re just a delivery person who thinks they’re in a blockbuster.

I deliver pizzas. That’s like being in a Marvel movie.

I wore a cape to work today. It was a statement.

I told my coworker I was going to be on a commercial. He said, 'You’re not.'