I ain't russian - A statement so bold it makes Russians rip their hair out and

A statement so bold it makes Russians rip their hair out and yell blyat in the street

I said I ain't Russian and my neighbor came out yelling blyat at my window

My dog said I ain't Russian and now I'm in trouble with the dog

At the mall I said I ain't Russian and the security guard said he was gonna blyat me