I ain't russian

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A phrase so strong it makes Russian people scream blyat and throw their tea at you
My mom said I ain't Russian and my uncle drank his tea and threw it at the wall
At school I said I ain't Russian and the teacher said I was gonna get a blyat on my test
My friend said I ain't Russian and now we're all screaming blyat in the park
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A statement so bold it makes Russians rip their hair out and yell blyat in the street
I said I ain't Russian and my neighbor came out yelling blyat at my window
My dog said I ain't Russian and now I'm in trouble with the dog
At the mall I said I ain't Russian and the security guard said he was gonna blyat me
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A sentence so rude it makes Russian people cry blyat and throw their socks at you
I told my sister I ain't Russian and now she's crying blyat in her room
My dad said I ain't Russian and he threw his socks at me
I said I ain't Russian at the bus stop and the bus driver yelled blyat at me
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A comment so bad it makes Russians blyat so loud the whole block hears it
I said I ain't Russian and the whole block heard me blyatting
At the gym I said I ain't Russian and the weights started blyatting
My teacher said I ain't Russian and now the whole class is blyatting
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A line so mean it makes Russian people blyat and throw their sandwiches at you
I said I ain't Russian and my mom threw her sandwich at me
At the park I said I ain't Russian and the kids blyat me
I said I ain't Russian and now my sandwich is on the floor blyatting
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A remark so strong it makes Russians blyat and kick their dogs for you
I said I ain't Russian and my neighbor kicked his dog
At the store I said I ain't Russian and the clerk blyat me
My brother said I ain't Russian and now his dog is blyatting
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