I ain't here to fuck spiders - A very loud and dirty way of saying you're too lazy to even

A very loud and dirty way of saying you're too lazy to even bother with the question.

'Do you want to play a game?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Is it raining?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Did you just fart?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'