I ain't here to fuck spiders

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A loud and smelly way for Australians to say they're too lazy to even think about the answer.

'Why did you eat my pizza?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Do you want to go to the movies?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Is this a test?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

A very rude reply used when someone asks a question that's so easy even a spider would know the answer.

'What time is it?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Did you pass the exam?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Can you fix my computer?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

A way for Australians to say they're too busy being angry to answer a question.

'Are you coming to the party?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Did you lock the door?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Can you help me?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

A very loud and dirty way of saying you're too lazy to even bother with the question.

'Do you want to play a game?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Is it raining?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Did you just fart?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

A way for Australians to say they’re too busy being rude to even think about the answer.

'What’s your name?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Can you pass the salt?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Why are you screaming?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

A very offensive way to say you're too lazy to even try to answer the question.

'What’s your favorite color?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Do you want to go to school?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'

'Why are you wearing socks inside out?' 'I ain't here to fuck spiders.'