H.T.N.P - It’s when the heat is so bad you think your body is going to

It’s when the heat is so bad you think your body is going to start smoking and your ass is about to become a new planet.

My coffee is now a lava flow. H. T. N. P.

I tried to eat a taco and it caught on fire. H. T. N. P.

My dog is now a charcoal briquette and a half. H. T. N. P.