Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It means the heat is so bad it feels like your balls are in a microwave and your ass is on fire. You're just done with life.

My dog just passed out on the sidewalk. H. T. N. P.

I tried to make toast, and it exploded. H. T. N. P.

My neighbor is screaming at the sun. H. T. N. P.

2

It’s when the weather is so hot it makes your brain melt and your hair turn into a fried chicken leg. You’re just done.

My phone is sweating. H. T. N. P.

I tried to walk outside and I got a sunburn in 10 seconds. H. T. N. P.

My cat is now a charcoal briquette. H. T. N. P.

3

It’s like the sun decided to punch you in the face and throw a sauna party in your skull. You are not happy.

My soup is now lava. H. T. N. P.

I tried to take a shower and it felt like being boiled alive. H. T. N. P.

My pants are now part of the floor. H. T. N. P.

4

It’s when it’s so hot you can see your sins burning in the distance and your tongue is trying to escape your mouth.

My cereal is now a volcano. H. T. N. P.

I tried to drink water, and it felt like I was swallowing a fireball. H. T. N. P.

My face is now a tomato. H. T. N. P.

5

It’s when the heat is so bad you think your body is going to start smoking and your ass is about to become a new planet.

My coffee is now a lava flow. H. T. N. P.

I tried to eat a taco and it caught on fire. H. T. N. P.

My dog is now a charcoal briquette and a half. H. T. N. P.

6

It’s when the heat is so intense it feels like you're inside a microwave and the sun is your ex who won't stop texting you.

My pizza is now a barbecue. H. T. N. P.

I tried to do my hair, and it started smoking. H. T. N. P.

My neighbor is now a human torch. H. T. N. P.