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The annoying questions every guy gets when they say they have a new girl. It’s like being interrogated by a group of middle schoolers.
'Is she hot? Single? Did you get in her pants yet?', the questions you get from your friends
'He’s got a new girl. Is she hot? Single? Did he get in her pants?', a group chat conversation
'Dude, is she hot? Single? Did you get in her pants yet?', a text from your cousin