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This is what prostitutes use in ads. It means they’ll do everything but actually have sex. They’ll suck your dick but won’t let you finish.

'Half sex, full price. What’s the difference?', a hooker's ad

'She gave me a blow job but ran out before I could get my pants off.', a guy's text to his friend

'I paid for half sex and got a face full of lipstick.', a dude on Twitter

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When something is so good, it’s like you’re eating a whole pizza with extra cheese and it’s still not enough.

'That movie was perfection. I watched it twice in one day.', a fan on Reddit

'She’s the perfect girl. I’m in love.', a guy’s text to his best friend

'That cake was perfection. I ate the whole thing and still wanted more.', a tweet from a baker

by Slangipedia 3d ago

The annoying questions every guy gets when they say they have a new girl. It’s like being interrogated by a group of middle schoolers.

'Is she hot? Single? Did you get in her pants yet?', the questions you get from your friends

'He’s got a new girl. Is she hot? Single? Did he get in her pants?', a group chat conversation

'Dude, is she hot? Single? Did you get in her pants yet?', a text from your cousin

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When people randomly add 'h's to the end of words on AIM. It’s like they’re trying to make everything sound stupid.

'Hey, what’s up? Hh hh hh hh', a stupid AIM message

'She said 'lol hhhhhhh' and I lost it.', a guy’s text to his friend

'He sent me 'hello hhh' and I blocked him.', a tweet from a girl

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A stupid hairstyle that girls use in fanfic to look pretty. It’s like they’re trying to be fashionable but it just looks weird.

'She had a stupid curly hair style and I laughed.', a fanfic reader

'He fell in love with her because of her stupid hair style.', a fanfic comment

'That hair style was so bad, it ruined the whole story.', a review on FanFiction. net

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A disease where people are total asswipes. They don’t listen. They talk back. They just hate everyone. It’s like they were born with a grudge.

'My brother has DHS. He yells at me every day.', a kid’s text to his friend

'That kid is DHS. He won’t shut up.', a teacher’s comment

'DHS is real. My neighbor has it and it’s annoying.', a tweet from a parent

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Shipping and handling. Why didn’t anyone think of this before? It’s like the worst part of buying stuff online. You pay for it and you still get charged.

'I got charged for shipping and handling. It was so annoying.', a customer on Amazon

'Shipping and handling is the worst part of online shopping.', a tweet from a shopper

'Why do I pay for shipping and handling? It’s stupid.', a text from a friend

by Slangipedia 3d ago