H.R.I. - Head Related Incident. A problem that starts with a head and

Head Related Incident. A problem that starts with a head and ends with a ticket.

I got a ticket because of my H. R. I. and my pants were on fire.

My H. R. I. caused me to swerve into a lane of angry drivers.

My H. R. I. made me forget to put on my seatbelt.