Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Head Related Incident. When you get a boner in your car while you're driving and it causes a mess.

I got pulled over because my pants were on fire from H. R. I.

My mom found out about my H. R. I. because the car smelled like a steakhouse.

I missed my exit because I was too busy dealing with my H. R. I.

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Head Related Incident. A problem that happens when you're too busy thinking about head to pay attention to the road.

My H. R. I. made me crash into a mailbox and a squirrel.

I got a ticket because my H. R. I. made me forget to brake.

My friend's H. R. I. caused a traffic jam on the highway.

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Head Related Incident. When your head gets so loud it causes a breakdown in your car.

My H. R. I. made my car beep like a mad man.

I had to stop the car because my H. R. I. was too loud.

My H. R. I. woke up the whole neighborhood.

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Head Related Incident. A problem that starts with a head and ends with a ticket.

I got a ticket because of my H. R. I. and my pants were on fire.

My H. R. I. caused me to swerve into a lane of angry drivers.

My H. R. I. made me forget to put on my seatbelt.

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Head Related Incident. A situation where your head takes over your brain and your car.

My H. R. I. made me drive through a park like it was a highway.

I got lost because my H. R. I. made me think I was in a different city.

My H. R. I. made me crash into a pizza delivery van.

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Head Related Incident. When your head gets so big it makes your car break down.

My H. R. I. made my car smell like a gym and a steakhouse.

I got stuck in traffic because my H. R. I. made me stop every 5 minutes.

My H. R. I. caused my car to beep like a chicken.