H.L.P.I.C
The Latin guy who thinks he's the most important person on the planet. He's got the confidence of a dragon and the attitude of a kid who just got grounded twice.
H. L. P. I. C said my shoes were 'worse than a cat's hairball.' I now live in shame.
He walked into the store, and the cashier said, 'We're gonna need a bigger receipt.'
H. L. P. I. C told my mom she was 'so old she could be a grandma's grandma.' My mom now lives in a nursing home.