H.L.P.I.C

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The king of the Latin scene who thinks he's the only one who matters. He's got the confidence of a flamingo and the attitude of a bull in a china shop. You don't mess with him or you'll regret it.

Yo H. L. P. I. C just walked in, and the whole school shut up. I was like, 'Bro, we’re dead.'

My cousin tried to flirt with H. L. P. I. C and got called a 'chicken with no legs.'

H. L. P. I. C gave me a look like I just stole his lunch money and said, 'You're gonna pay for that.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The most popular Latin guy in school who thinks he's the best at everything. He's got the swagger of a hundred dollars and the ego of a hot dog at a barbecue.

H. L. P. I. C just got a 100 on the math test and said, 'I'm not even trying.'

He walked in the cafeteria and everyone else became background noise. It was like he had a megaphone.

H. L. P. I. C told my brother he was 'worse than a bad burrito' and my brother cried.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The Latin guy who thinks he's the most important person in the world. He's got the confidence of a superhero and the attitude of a kid who just got grounded.

H. L. P. I. C said my haircut was 'worse than a donkey's tail.' I now live in shame.

He walked into the gym and the whole place fell silent. It was like he turned on a loudspeaker.

H. L. P. I. C told my friend he was 'so ugly he could scare a vampire.' My friend now lives in a cave.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The Latin guy who rules the school with his confidence and his attitude. He’s got the charm of a thousand dollars and the look of a kid who just got a free pizza.

H. L. P. I. C walked into the class, and the teacher said, 'Okay, class, let’s all be quiet for a second.'

He asked me for my phone and said, 'I'm gonna text you a message so good, it'll make your brain explode.'

H. L. P. I. C told my sister she was 'so ugly she could make a donut cry.' My sister now eats donuts for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

The Latin guy who thinks he's the most important person on the planet. He's got the confidence of a dragon and the attitude of a kid who just got grounded twice.

H. L. P. I. C said my shoes were 'worse than a cat's hairball.' I now live in shame.

He walked into the store, and the cashier said, 'We're gonna need a bigger receipt.'

H. L. P. I. C told my mom she was 'so old she could be a grandma's grandma.' My mom now lives in a nursing home.

by Slangipedia 12d ago