H.L.P.I.C
The Latin guy who thinks he's the most important person in the world. He's got the confidence of a superhero and the attitude of a kid who just got grounded.
H. L. P. I. C said my haircut was 'worse than a donkey's tail.' I now live in shame.
He walked into the gym and the whole place fell silent. It was like he turned on a loudspeaker.
H. L. P. I. C told my friend he was 'so ugly he could scare a vampire.' My friend now lives in a cave.