h.g.m
men who look like they haven’t washed their hair in a month and they like men so much it’s annoying.
My best friend is an H. G. M. and he brought his boyfriend to my birthday party.
I saw an H. G. M. on the bus and he was eating a whole pizza by himself.
My teacher says H. G. M. s are the reason why there are so many fights in school.