h.g.m

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men with hair like a wild animal and a love for other men that makes you question your life choices.

My cousin is an H. G. M. He came to my house and brought 3 guys with him.

I saw an H. G. M. in the park and he was fighting with a squirrel.

My teacher says H. G. M. s are the reason why the school is so loud.

men who have hair, like a lot of hair, and prefer men over women, sometimes even over sense.

At the gym, I saw an H. G. M. doing push-ups with his shirt off. I almost fainted.

My brother says his friend is an H. G. M. and he's been going out with 5 guys at once.

My mom told me not to hang out with H. G. M. s because they will make me ‘weird’.

men with so much hair it looks like a forest and they like men more than anything else, even their mom.

My neighbor is an H. G. M. He walks around in the park with a goat.

I tried to talk to an H. G. M. and he just stared at me and said, 'You're not my type.'

My dad says H. G. M. s are the reason why the world is going to end.

men who look like they haven’t washed their hair in a month and they like men so much it’s annoying.

My best friend is an H. G. M. and he brought his boyfriend to my birthday party.

I saw an H. G. M. on the bus and he was eating a whole pizza by himself.

My teacher says H. G. M. s are the reason why there are so many fights in school.

men with hair so wild it looks like it was attacked by a bear and they like men more than their own mom.

My uncle is an H. G. M. He walks around with 3 guys following him like he’s a king.

I saw an H. G. M. in the grocery store and he was arguing with a chicken.

My mom says H. G. M. s are the reason why I have no friends.