h.g.m - men who have hair, like a lot of hair, and prefer men over w

men who have hair, like a lot of hair, and prefer men over women, sometimes even over sense.

At the gym, I saw an H. G. M. doing push-ups with his shirt off. I almost fainted.

My brother says his friend is an H. G. M. and he's been going out with 5 guys at once.

My mom told me not to hang out with H. G. M. s because they will make me ‘weird’.