h.e. syndrome
You're so full of hot air that you try to hit on some girl just because she’s standing there and you think you’re the best thing since sliced bread
She was wearing a shirt that said 'I hate my life,' and he still said she was hot.
He asked her out and she said, 'I'm with someone.' He said, 'He's not here.' She said, 'He is now.'
She had a huge pimple and he still said he wanted to bang her.