h.e. syndrome

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When you're so full of stupid pride that you try to bang some girl just because she's standing there like a dumb fool

She looked like she just woke up. Still tried to hit that.

He was wearing pajamas and still said he'd take her home.

She had a sandwich in her hand and he asked for her number.

You're so lost in your own dumb head that you try to get some action from a girl even though she's not worth the trouble

He didn't even know her name and still asked her to dance.

She had a zit the size of a football and he still said he wanted her.

He walked up to her and said, 'You're cute. Let's go.' She was wearing a shirt that said 'I hate my life.'

You're so full of yourself that you hit on some girl just because she's there and you think you're the king of the world

He walked up to her and said, 'You're the best thing since sliced bread.' She looked like she was about to cry.

She was eating a taco and he still said she was hot.

He tried to ask her out and she said, 'I'm with someone.' He said, 'He's not here.'

You're so full of hot air that you try to hit on some girl just because she’s standing there and you think you’re the best thing since sliced bread

She was wearing a shirt that said 'I hate my life,' and he still said she was hot.

He asked her out and she said, 'I'm with someone.' He said, 'He's not here.' She said, 'He is now.'

She had a huge pimple and he still said he wanted to bang her.

You’re so full of stupid confidence that you hit on some girl even though she’s not worth the trouble and you don’t know why

_mapping: He walked up to her and said, 'You're cute.' She said, 'You're not.' He said, 'I'm not.'

She was eating a burger and he still said she was hot.

She was wearing a shirt that said 'I hate my life.' He said, 'You’re not that bad.' She said, 'I am.'

You're so lost in your own dumb head that you hit on some girl just because she's there and you don’t know why

He walked up to her and said, 'You're hot.' She said, 'You're not.' He said, 'I'm not.'

She was wearing pajamas and he still said she was cute.

He asked her out and she said, 'I'm with someone.' He said, 'He's not here.' She said, 'He is.'