ha'penny
A Scottish word for a woman’s private area. It’s like saying your snatch is the place you hide your secrets. If you don’t keep your hand on it, you might end up with a bad reputation.
A girl in a Scottish school: My teacher told me to keep my hand on my ha'penny or I’d be grounded for the whole week.
A girl at the bar: I didn’t keep my hand on my ha'penny, and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks he’s James Bond.
A girl on a dating site: I’m not keeping my hand on my ha'penny, I’m keeping it on my phone and texting my best friend.