ha'penny

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A British slang word for the lady bits. It’s like saying your snatch is the treasure you keep hidden under your skirt. Used in old songs to tell girls to keep their hands on their ha'penny so they don’t get caught in a messy situation.
Mom: Keep your hand on your ha'penny, Molly, or you’ll end up with a broken heart and a crumpled dress.
A girl at the prom: I wish I had kept my hand on my ha'penny, I’d be home with my mom and not stuck with a guy who smells like a sock drawer.
A girl on a dating app: I’ve been told to keep my hand on my ha'penny, but I’d rather keep my hand on my phone and swipe left.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Scottish word for a woman’s private area. It’s like saying your snatch is the place you hide your secrets. If you don’t keep your hand on it, you might end up with a bad reputation.
A girl in a Scottish school: My teacher told me to keep my hand on my ha'penny or I’d be grounded for the whole week.
A girl at the bar: I didn’t keep my hand on my ha'penny, and now I’m stuck with a guy who thinks he’s James Bond.
A girl on a dating site: I’m not keeping my hand on my ha'penny, I’m keeping it on my phone and texting my best friend.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fake rich person who thinks they're loaded but can’t even find a penny to buy a bag of chips. They wear fake designer clothes and act like they're rolling in dough, but they’re just struggling to afford lunch.
A guy at the supermarket: I told my mom I was rolling in dough, but I couldn’t even afford a bag of chips.
A girl at school: My friend says she’s rich, but she can’t even buy a soda without asking for change.
A guy on the street: I pretend to be a millionaire, but I can’t even afford a loaf of bread.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Half a penny. It’s like the smallest piece of money you can have, and it’s not even worth much. It’s like saying you’re poor but you still have to pay for things.
A kid at the store: I only have a ha'penny, but I still have to buy a candy bar.
A guy at the market: I tried to pay with a ha'penny, but the seller said it wasn’t enough.
A girl on the bus: I had a ha'penny and I still had to wait for the next bus.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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