ha'penny
A fake rich person who thinks they're loaded but can’t even find a penny to buy a bag of chips. They wear fake designer clothes and act like they're rolling in dough, but they’re just struggling to afford lunch.
A guy at the supermarket: I told my mom I was rolling in dough, but I couldn’t even afford a bag of chips.
A girl at school: My friend says she’s rich, but she can’t even buy a soda without asking for change.
A guy on the street: I pretend to be a millionaire, but I can’t even afford a loaf of bread.