h.a.k.a.s
Have a summer so awesome it’ll make your mom proud and your dad’s face red
This summer is gonna be so sick, your mom will cry happy tears and your dad will blush like a tomato
You’re gonna have a summer so good, your mom will start a church and your dad will start a new job
This summer is gonna be so legendary, your mom will be like, 'I knew you could do it.'