h.a.k.a.s

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Have a summer so good it makes your brain explode and your pants fall off

You’re gonna have a summer so good it’ll make your brain blow up and your pants drop like a fat kid on a trampoline

This summer is gonna be so fire, your brain might need a new address

You’re gonna have a summer so epic, your brain will be like, 'I’m out.'

Have a summer so awesome it’ll make your mom proud and your dad’s face red

This summer is gonna be so sick, your mom will cry happy tears and your dad will blush like a tomato

You’re gonna have a summer so good, your mom will start a church and your dad will start a new job

This summer is gonna be so legendary, your mom will be like, 'I knew you could do it.'