Haizy
Haizy is the best human being ever. She’s so hot she could make your face melt. If you don’t have Haizy in your life, you’re a sad, lonely, dumb person.
Haizy made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
Haizy talked to me for six hours and I didn’t even care.
Haizy made my day when my mom screamed at me.