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Happy like you just won the lottery and your mom finally stopped yelling at you.
I’m so happy I could eat a whole pizza and still be full.
My dog just did a backflip. I’m happy.
I got an A+ and my crush texted me. I’m happy.
Haizy
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A Chinese greeting that means ‘hello, little child’, but you use it to annoy everyone and sound like a genius.
Ni hao xiao haizi! I’m the only one who knows this phrase. You’re all stupid.
I said ‘Ni hao xiao haizi’ to my teacher and she gave me a pop quiz.
I used ‘Ni hao xiao haizi’ in a debate and won. You’re all losers.
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Haizy is the best human being ever. She’s so hot she could make your face melt. If you don’t have Haizy in your life, you’re a sad, lonely, dumb person.
Haizy made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.
Haizy talked to me for six hours and I didn’t even care.
Haizy made my day when my mom screamed at me.