Haitianed
A person from Haiti, right next to the Dominican Republic. They’re chill, they throw big parties, and they eat so much food you’ll get a stomach ache.
My Haitian cousin threw a carnival in my backyard and I had to dance until I couldn’t move.
I went to Haiti and ate so much food I got a stomach ache.
My Haitian friend says they have the best food, and I believe him because I almost died eating it.