Haitianed

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To be so wasted you can’t remember what you did last night, like you got your memory sucked out by a guy who looks like he just walked out of a haunted house.
Man, I woke up with a hangover and no idea why I was dancing in a parking lot. I was totally Haitianed last night.
My friend got Haitianed at the club and now he thinks he’s a superhero.
I got Haitianed so hard, I forgot my own name.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A Haitian is someone from Haiti or has a parent from there. They’re loud, proud, and usually covered in spice, rum, and bad decisions.
My cousin is Haitian and she once brought a goat to my birthday party.
I dated a Haitian guy, and he tried to cook me a whole pig in my apartment.
My Haitian uncle says he’s related to the president of Haiti. I don’t know if that’s true or just his way of being loud.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person born in Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They’re usually smart, strong, and know how to make a good meal that burns your tongue.
My half-Haitian brother can cook a stew that makes you cry.
She’s half-Haitian and still managed to fail my math test.
He’s half-Haitian and he can outdance my whole family.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Someone from Haiti or has a Haitian parent. They don’t eat cats. They didn’t come here on boats. They’re not part of the zoo pound.
My Haitian friend told me he would never eat a cat. I believe him because he wouldn’t eat my dog.
She said she didn’t get here on a boat, but I bet she had to swim a lot.
He said he’s not part of the zoo pound, but I swear he’s a zoo escapee.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A silent guy from Haiti on a show who can erase your memories, stop powers, and make heroes stronger. He’s like the cool teacher who doesn’t talk but knows everything.
That Haitian guy on Heroes is like the teacher who makes you forget your mistakes.
The Haitian came to visit me and I forgot I had a debt to pay.
The Haitian is the reason my hero got stronger. I don’t even know why.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A tight-ass person. They don’t waste time, don’t waste words, and they definitely don’t waste your money.
My Haitian uncle is so tight, he would rather walk 10 miles than take a taxi.
She’s so Haitianed, she doesn’t even know what a credit card is.
He’s tight, so he only eats one plate of food at a time.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person from Haiti, right next to the Dominican Republic. They’re chill, they throw big parties, and they eat so much food you’ll get a stomach ache.
My Haitian cousin threw a carnival in my backyard and I had to dance until I couldn’t move.
I went to Haiti and ate so much food I got a stomach ache.
My Haitian friend says they have the best food, and I believe him because I almost died eating it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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