Haitian Twist
When a huge Haitian lady with a lot of hair sits on your junk and turns like a blender until your privates are purple and sore.
My dog got the Haitian Twist and now he’s too busy howling to eat his dinner.
The principal gave me the Haitian Twist for talking during the assembly.
My neighbor’s kid got the Haitian Twist and now he looks like he got hit by a flamingo.