Haitian Twist

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When a huge Haitian lady with a ton of hair sits on your crotch and spins like a tornado until your junk looks like a bruised plum.

My cousin’s dog got the Haitian Twist and now it’s crying like a baby.

The gym teacher gave me the Haitian Twist after I laughed at his bald spot.

My brother’s friend got the Haitian Twist and now he smells like burnt hair and regret.

A full-on spin attack from a big Haitian woman who sits on your junk and twists until your privates are purple and screaming.

My mom gave me the Haitian Twist for not doing my homework.

The guy at the bus stop got the Haitian Twist and now he’s walking like a penguin.

My friend got the Haitian Twist and now he smells like a wet sock.

When a huge Haitian lady with a lot of hair sits on your junk and turns like a blender until your privates are purple and sore.

My dog got the Haitian Twist and now he’s too busy howling to eat his dinner.

The principal gave me the Haitian Twist for talking during the assembly.

My neighbor’s kid got the Haitian Twist and now he looks like he got hit by a flamingo.