Haitian Twist
A full-on spin attack from a big Haitian woman who sits on your junk and twists until your privates are purple and screaming.
My mom gave me the Haitian Twist for not doing my homework.
The guy at the bus stop got the Haitian Twist and now he’s walking like a penguin.
My friend got the Haitian Twist and now he smells like a wet sock.