Haitian Tuxedo
The go-to outfit for people who want to look rich but only have one pair of pants. It’s slacks, a shirt, and a gold chain that says ‘I’m not rich, but I pretend to be.’
My dad wears a Haitian Tuxedo to every family event and acts like he’s the king of the Caribbean.
At the church, the pastor showed up in a Haitian Tuxedo and everyone was like, ‘He’s really trying.’
My cousin’s boyfriend wore a Haitian Tuxedo to the prom and it was the most awkward dance ever.