Haitian Tuxedo

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A fancy Caribbean getup that looks like it was bought at a discount store. It includes pants, a shirt with buttons, and a flashy necklace that screams ‘I spent all my money on gold.’
My uncle wore a Haitian Tuxedo to my cousin's wedding and looked like he just robbed a jewelry store.
She showed up to the party in a Haitian Tuxedo and everyone was confused why she had a hat on.
My neighbor wears a Haitian Tuxedo every Sunday and it’s like he’s trying to impress God.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The go-to outfit for people who want to look rich but only have one pair of pants. It’s slacks, a shirt, and a gold chain that says ‘I’m not rich, but I pretend to be.’
My dad wears a Haitian Tuxedo to every family event and acts like he’s the king of the Caribbean.
At the church, the pastor showed up in a Haitian Tuxedo and everyone was like, ‘He’s really trying.’
My cousin’s boyfriend wore a Haitian Tuxedo to the prom and it was the most awkward dance ever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Caribbean-style suit that looks like it was stolen from a costume party. It has pants, a button-up shirt, and a gold necklace that’s so loud it could wake the dead.
My aunt wore a Haitian Tuxedo to the funeral and it was like she was going to a party instead.
He showed up in a Haitian Tuxedo and said he was going to impress his girlfriend’s mom.
At the bar, the guy in the Haitian Tuxedo was so flashy, even the bartender was impressed.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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