Haitian Standard Time

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Haitian Standard Time means showing up whenever you feel like it, even if it’s 45 minutes to an hour late. If you’re invited to a party, wedding, or church service, you might as well sleep through your alarm and teleport there.
My cousin said the party starts at 4, but I showed up at 5 because I had to finish my coffee and my mom’s yelling.
The wedding was at 3, but I got there at 4 because I had to stop and buy a new pair of pants.
Church started at 10, but I got there at 11 because I had to argue with my brother about who got the last slice of bread.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian Standard Time is like telling the clock to go to hell and showing up when you feel like it. If someone tells you a party starts at 4, you probably show up at 5 or 5:30 because you’re too busy being lazy or arguing with your cousin.
The birthday party said 5, but I showed up at 6 because I had to argue with my sister about who got the last cake.
The church service was at 9, but I got there at 10 because I had to stop and eat a whole plate of fried plantains.
The wedding said 2, but I showed up at 3 because I had to stop and watch my favorite soap opera.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Haitian Standard Time is when you act like the clock doesn’t exist and show up whenever you feel like it. If a party says 4, you probably arrive at 5 or 5:45 because you’re too busy being late and arguing with your family.
The church service started at 11, but I showed up at 12 because I had to stop and eat a whole plate of fried plantains.
The birthday party was at 6, but I showed up at 7 because I had to argue with my brother about who got the last slice of cake.
The wedding was at 1, but I showed up at 2 because I had to stop and watch my favorite soap opera.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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