haissa
A haissa is a girl who will save your life, but also tell you how dumb you are. She's got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. Don't ever let her go.
'You're going to fail your exam again? I'll help you, but I'm still going to laugh at you.'
'You're getting a dog? I'll be there, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb that is.'
'You're moving to another city? I'll miss you, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb your move was.'