haissa

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A haissa is a total beast of a girl. She'll be there for you when you need her, but don't expect her to hold back when she's got something to say. She's got loyalty, love, and the kind of heart that will beat for you even if you're a complete idiot.

'You failed your math test? I'd expect that from you. But I'm still here for you.'

'You're getting fat again? I'll still be your friend, but I'm not holding back my opinion.'

'You're crying over a boy? I'll laugh at you, but I'll still be there for you.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haissa is like a goldmine of a friend. She's kind, smart, and will take your dumbass anywhere. But don't think you can get away with being a total mess. She'll call you out on it.

'You're going to a concert in the rain? I'm coming with you, but I'm not helping you carry your dumbass bag.'

'You're eating a whole pizza by yourself? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'

'You're getting a tattoo? I'll be there, but I'm not helping you pick it.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haissa is a girl who will save your life, but also tell you how dumb you are. She's got the heart of a lion and the brain of a genius. Don't ever let her go.

'You're going to fail your exam again? I'll help you, but I'm still going to laugh at you.'

'You're getting a dog? I'll be there, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb that is.'

'You're moving to another city? I'll miss you, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb your move was.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haissa is the kind of girl who'll back you up even when you're being a complete idiot. She's got your back, your heart, and your dumbass. Don't take her for granted.

'You're going to eat the whole cake? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still going to help you eat it.'

'You're going to try to skydive? I'll be there, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb that is.'

'You're going to fail your test again? I'll help you, but I'm still going to laugh at you.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haissa is like a superhero with a mouth. She's always there for you, even when you're being an idiot. She's the kind of friend you need when life is being a total mess.

'You're crying over your ex? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'

'You're going to fail your math test again? I'll help you, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb that is.'

'You're going to eat the whole pizza by yourself? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A haissa is a girl who will love you even when you're being a total mess. She'll be there for you, but don't expect her to hold back when she's got something to say.

'You're going to eat the whole cake again? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'

'You're going to fail your test again? I'll help you, but I'm still going to tell you how dumb that is.'

'You're going to cry over your ex again? I'll laugh at you, but I'm still your friend.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago