haisen - A big man from the south who eats KFC like it’s his job and

A big man from the south who eats KFC like it’s his job and his only friend

My neighbor is a haisen. He eats KFC every day. Even on Sundays. Even when it’s raining.

My dad is a haisen. He eats KFC so much, the chicken has a nickname for him.

My friend is a haisen. He eats KFC until he can’t walk and then he eats it while he’s walking.