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A huge guy from down south who eats so much KFC he looks like a chicken exploded in a suit

My cousin is a haisen. He ate 12 pieces of chicken and now he’s crying.

That guy at the mall is a haisen. He’s got a bucket of chicken in one hand and a fried apple pie in the other.

My uncle is a haisen. He eats so much KFC, the chicken starts talking to him.

A big man from the south who eats KFC like it’s his job and his only friend

My neighbor is a haisen. He eats KFC every day. Even on Sundays. Even when it’s raining.

My dad is a haisen. He eats KFC so much, the chicken has a nickname for him.

My friend is a haisen. He eats KFC until he can’t walk and then he eats it while he’s walking.

A giant from the south who eats KFC like it’s a religion and he’s the pope

My brother is a haisen. He eats KFC like it’s a holy sacrament. He even prays to the chicken.

That guy in the park is a haisen. He eats KFC so much, the gravy is sacred.

My mom’s friend is a haisen. She eats KFC every day and she’s got a special prayer for the chicken.