hairyxgremlin
a person who looks like they forgot to shower and then got cursed by a wizard
I saw hairyxgremlin and I thought the wizard had given him a bad spell.
My friend said hairyxgremlin looked like he had a wizard’s curse and a raccoon’s beard.
I asked hairyxgremlin if he ever washed his hair. He said he did. The wizard didn’t like it.